Tonight I was putting my room in order, up in the attic, you know. As I was getting settled in, unpacking some boxes I believe, a tiny little elf popped out of my closet, knocking my clothes all over the place. She said, "If you don't turn that music down, I'm going to turn you into a tree!" I did one of those things where I pointed at her chest and when she looked I bopped her nose; and then she smiled and turned the stereo down herself. "You wanna get high?" I said.

"Okay!"