MAXWELL: Now here’s a special treat for all you teenybopping youngsters out there. Performing her classic song “Hit Me Baby One More Time,” here she is, folks, the one and only, Britney Spears – and her male dancer, Julio!

(BRITNEY SPEARS and JULIO come out and perform an outrageously sexy choreographed tune. The minute the chorus gets to the actual line “Hit Me Baby One More Time,” JULIO hauls off and punches BRITNEY right in the face, dropping her to the floor. The song stops, JULIO turns and begins bowing over and over again.)