(MAN runs on, runs around the stage screaming, babbling incoherently, flopping about wildly, making strange gurgling noises, frothing, spitting, and in general, acting out like a total weirdass.  He then approaches the center microphone with deliberate poise and purpose.)

MAN: (clearly enunciating) Pussy.

(He then stands back, raises his arms, takes a very deep theatrical bow.)

MAN: (shouting)  Thank you!  Thank you very much!

(He exits blowing kisses to an adoring audience.)